Memo to Sheep

Dear Julie,
  I realize that you have traditionally been the dominant sheep in your little flock.  I realize that you think you are Queen of Everything and that all the other sheep are used to following you and listening to you and moving out of the way when you headbutt them.  I realize that you have based your somewhat limited life around this status and have grown to expect certain things.

However.  There are a few things you need to accept.

1.  You are a sheep.  On a farm that has yak.
2.  Yaks are bigger than sheep are.
3.  Yaks do not like to be headbutted in the rump.
4.  You have short stubby legs which are quite ineffective for making hasty escapes.
5.  40 acres is not enough space to escape from a wrathful yak with a bruised bum. 

Perhaps next time you could think some of these things through before deciding to "move" Gaia out of your way.  Just a thought.

-Much Love
the people laughing at you